Ramada: Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirl. Ramada: If I was joking, I would say: 'A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.' Topper: Okay, okay, he is your husband. Rufshaad: I can see you're no stranger to pain. Tug: No, I was just offering him a young lady. Tug: Young lady? Huddleston: No thank you, sir.

Saddam Hussein: They've dicked with the wrong dictator!ĭialogue Tug: Cookie? Denton: No thank you, sir.

Saddam Hussein: Now I will kill you until you die from it!.

News Anchorman: In an emotional address at the state capitol Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster made a public apology for his state being so flat.

Michelle Huddleston: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.

I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live. Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the country.

Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up! Plan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres.

Looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot!.

We'll settle this the old navy way The first guy to die LOSES!.

Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.

It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes.

Do you know what its like to have your heart shot out of season and tied to the top of a car? How it feels to be passed like the world's largest kidney stone? Ramada.

I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do.

These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them.

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